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  • Biidaasige Park: Highlights FROM Toronto’s latest parkland

    Last Sunday, I had the pleasure of visiting Toronto’s latest waterfront park, Biidaasige Park. Biidaasige, which roughly translates to Sunlight Shining Towards Us in Anishinaabemowin, is the flagship park of the Port Lands Redevelopment program. The program is a decades long project to redevelop the Toronto Port Lands into a livable, mixed-use community, whilst restoring the Don River to a more naturalized form.

    The park is a 60-acre green space lining the Don River’s new river mouth, with a variety of amenities to encourage playful interactions with our natural environment.

    What I loved

    There’s a lot of love about this park. The park is intended to be a centerpiece of a massive trail system in the Port Lands, which connects all corners of the city. I particularly liked the variety of trails, which are segregated between faster modes of transportation (bikes) and hikers / walkers. A variety of road surfaces were used as well, which really helps encourage different activities and speeds throughout each area of the park.

    The children’s areas were also playfully designed, with a great variety of swing structures, and even a whole cable structure for kids to play with! There’s also a outdoor fitness center, which is perfect for adults to take advantage of the open space around us.

    The park also features many connection points to the river, which gives it an innate connection to the water. On my day at the park, I saw a lot of people sitting at the river edge, and surprisingly a lot of paddlers. It’s a park that faces the water instead of retreating from it, which I hope helps people realize the connections we have with the land.

    Overall, the park was well designed, with a lot of natural interaction spaces between different groups of people. Although it lacks the traditional open space you’d see in most city parks, it still promotes open play with the large variety of different hang out spaces. The two addition of open leash areas are also useful for fencing off dog areas, which is important as not everyone is a fan of dogs.

    What I Disliked

    Surprisingly, there’s not a lot of things I dislike about the park, but one important thing to remember is that the park is the centerpiece of a community that doesn’t exist yet. As a result, it is very difficult to get to this park. There’s ample connections on the Martin Goodman Trail, but very limited transit access. On the day that I visited, many visitors chose to drive to the site. Currently, it’s a 15-ish minute walk from the closest residential development, which makes it hard to access. This will eventually improve with the development of the community, but serves as a slight barrier of access to the rest of the city.

    Bike Share access also leaves much to be desired, with only two bike share stations nearby (not even at the park). I wish the Toronto Parking Authority was more coordinated with the launch of the park to build out two Bike Share stations nearby. I saw many people waiting for Bike Share slots to open up since it was crowded and many people chose to use Bike Share to the park.

    What I Learned

    Building a park is hard and people will probably be critical about it, no matter how nice the park is. Also, Bike Share is 100% a victim of it’s own success, and I’d appreciate it if they could be better at bike distribution during large, preplanned events. Thanks!

  • Losing my Lordeginity: A Synopsis of Virgin

    Hi gang, today I decided to review Virgin, the senior album from Aotearoa-based artist Lorde.

    Martin recognizes the adopted name of Aotearoa, the Māori name for the country commonly known in the English language as New Zealand. Aotearoa has no commonly recognized precise definition, but generally refers to a land of a long white cloud.

    As an artist, I have a complicated relationship with Lorde. I really liked her music when her freshman album, Pure Heroine was released into the world. Songs such as 400 Lux or Ribs continue to make up my repertoire of summer songs to this day. I will not be discussing Melodrama and Solar Power in this review, although a TL:DR version: the former is overrated, whilst the latter is underrated.

    In addition, I would like to note that I will not be mentioning the lyricism, as I don’t really have any deep thoughts about it. I heard Lorde wanted this album to be more abstract in lyricism, and I will be respecting this laissez-faire take.

    Track 1: Hammer

    I love Hammer! It’s a very nostalgic summer song in my opinion, very reminiscent of sitting in a field, feeling lost on a summer’s day. Probably one of my favorite songs on the album, and by far the best single released so far. It’s a punchier ballad that almost veers into being a danceable number, but ultimately best enjoyed sitting on a MTR train on a hot summer’s day, braving the long journey from Tsuen Wan to Tuen Mun. 9/10.

    Track 2: What Was That

    This song has its highlights, but I would say this song really does remind me of storming through a city square. Maybe not as mad as Lorde does, but still a quick storm around. I think the pre-chorus is probably my favorite part, the buildup puts you in that position of stomping. 5/10.

    Track 3: Shapeshifter

    LOVE THE CHORUS IN THIS SONG. It is so reminiscent of just encompassing your brave spirit. It starts off very slow, and then builds up to a grandeur spit of lyrics. Tonight, I just want to fall, and I agree with my whole heart. I hope everyone takes the time to sit with this song and live with it. 7/10.

    Track 4: Man of the Year

    I understand that this is a song about loving yourself and realizing that you’re the only person who will ultimately support you, but it’s also not a great song. Maybe a bit too slow for me? 3/10.

    Track 5: Favorite Daughter

    I think this is a very decent middle of the album song. Kinda filler core? But there’s a lot of absenteeism daughter talk that litters in a very strange way that I can’t seem to grasp clearly. The bridge is probably my favorite part of the song, and it reminds me of swinging on a swing set for some reason. 4/10.

    Track 6: Current Affairs

    I really do like this song! It reminds me of regret, like when you nick your finger and suck the blood, wondering why you decided to do this to yourself. It brings you to a lot of levels, and the lyrics wave a story of fear and regret. A solid song in the album, for sure. 7/10.

    Track 7: Clearblue

    Feels like a ballad that’s trying to skin you alive. I really like how it tries to capture the feeling of receiving scarring news. 6/10.

    Track 8: GRWM (Grown Woman)

    This feels like a more classic Lorde song. I really resonate with this song, it feels like you’re stuck in the teenage vortex of time. I personally feel like a 16 year old in a 25 year old body, so this song was probably written for me. A slow, charming melody stops you in the moment that is ever omnipresent in your brain. 7/10.

    Track 9: Broken Glass

    This is mostly a song about being in frustration and trying to let go unsuccessfully, which I live completely in (although I believe this is in reference to an eating disorder, which I don’t have). Musically, it’s a bit boring, one of the more pop songs off the album, but still a soothsayer if brought up from the past. 5/10.

    Track 10: If She Could See Me Now

    Not a huge fan of this song, musically it’s a bit bland and overused in this album by this point. If Clearblue was meant to cleanse your palate, this song was meant to waterboard you with the same tones. I guess it’s a song about growth and seeing how you turned out, but everyone has this song. Not a great penultimate song. 2/10.

    Track 11: David

    David is a great track to round out the album. It traps you into a wave of sonar depth, chipping away at you as you immerse yourself into the waves of Virgin. If you’ve experienced being lost in a sea of thoughts, David wacks a cane into your soul. The chanting of “Am I ever gonna love again” pounds the frustration of being in disappointment to a new generation, but ultimately opens up towards a new start. 8/10.

    Conclusion

    I like Lorde, but since I still have the mindset of a teenager I think I’m still stuck in the Pure Heroine era. Maybe I’ll revisit this when I finally move into Melodrama.

  • My review of the Chobani Flip Flavors

    I tried a bunch of Chobani Flips over the years, and here’s my reviews on each flavor. This review is current of the day of this post.

    Chobani shopping in Williamsville, New York.

    S’more S’mores

    Honey graham crackers, toasted sugar bits, and milk chocolate tumble in vanilla Chobani® Greek Yogurt.

    Probably one of my favorite flavors, the vanilla greek yogurt provides such a great base for the toasted sugar bits and graham crumbles to meld together, creating a delectable combination! Out of all the regular flavors, I reach for this one the most. Would buy again.

    9/10.

    Almond Coco Loco

    Dark chocolate, honey roasted salted almonds, and coconut shavings tumble in coconut Chobani® Greek Yogurt.

    Totally edible, but the coconut flavored yogurt kinda threw me off. Also just not a fan of coconut and almonds together, didn’t know what I was expecting. Would NOT buy again.

    4/10.

    Key Lime Crumble

    White chocolate chunks and graham cracker crumbles tumble in key lime Chobani® Greek Yogurt.

    This is S’more S’mores’ more tangy and fruity cousin. The key lime yogurt provides a great tart base for the graham cracker crumbles, and the white chocolate bits provide that bit of sweetness to balance it all out. Love it and it’s in my regular purchasing rotation. Would buy again.

    9/10

    Cookies & Cream

    Chocolate cookies and creamy icing pieces tumble in vanilla Chobani® Greek Yogurt.

    Kind of basic, but also kinda lovely? It’s just crushed cookie crumbles in yogurt, so kinda easily replicable without the need to purchase these convenient packs. I like it, would buy again, but only if needed.

    6/10

    Peanut Butter Cup

    Peanut butter cups, milk chocolate chips, and peanut butter clusters tumble in chocolate peanut butter Chobani® Greek Yogurt.

    Three words: dark chocolate yogurt. Gross. Ruins everything, would not buy again. The rest was fine but way too decadent with all the chocolate and sugar on top. The cold chocolate bits were just OK.

    2/10

    Strawberry Cheesecake

    Graham cookies, creamy frosting chunks, and coated rice crisps tumble in strawberry Chobani® Greek Yogurt.

    This is actually pretty good! The strawberry yogurt is great, the frosting chunks and graham crackers actually help replicate the feeling of a strawberry cheesecake. All together works pretty well, but I think it could actually use a hint of tartness to pull it all together.

    6/10

    Cookie Dough

    Cookie dough pieces, cookie rice crisps, and milk chocolate chips tumble in vanilla Chobani® Greek Yogurt.

    In my top three flavors, the cookie dough pieces ARE SO GOOD! It doesn’t really meld together with the yogurt but it’s very addictive. It has a bit of a salty crunch to it, and with a hint of tartness it’s a flavor that actually works very well. 100% will buy again since it comes in that combination pack with the S’more S’mores.

    8/10

    Perfect Peach Cobbler

    Oatmeal pastry pieces and frosted cinnamon crunch tumble in peach Chobani® Greek Yogurt.

    I really like this flavor! It does in fact taste like a Peach Cobbler. The oatmeal pieces work really well in creating that cobbler like taste, but I would say that it work taste even better with some fresh peach bits in it, but they probably don’t add that in due to shelf life issues. Overall, a solid hit – nothing too exciting, but still very good.

    7/10

    Mint Chocolate Chip

    Dark chocolate, chocolate cookies, and coated rice crisps tumble in mint Chobani® Greek Yogurt.

    Mint greek yogurt isn’t good at all. The toppings do not help with this particular issue, and in fact I think they might actually make it worse. Would not buy again.

    2/10

    Red Velvet Cupcake

    Red cake crunch, creamy frosting chunks, and chocolate cookies tumble in cream cheese frosting Chobani® Greek Yogurt.

    It’s basically like the Cookies and Cream flavor, but with a hint of tartness coming from the cream cheese flavored yogurt. Overall, I wouldn’t get this one again because it’s pretty basic, but I would not be opposed to buying it again.

    5/10

    Lemon Meringue Pie

    Flaky pastry crumble, icing pieces, and sweet lemon clusters tumble in tart lemon Chobani® Greek Yogurt.

    I just like lemon flavored items, so I have strong biases towards this particular flavor. Love lemon yogurt and the clusters are so dreamy. Would buy again but can live without it, because Key Lime Pie is still the superior citrus flavor.

    7/10

    Chocolate Covered Strawberry

    Strawberry Lowfat Greek Yogurt with brownie pieces, white chocolate chips, and cocoa swirl chunks.

    Chocolate Covered Strawberry is a secret killer – I’d say it’s pretty similar to the Cookie Dough flavor. The brownie pieces are similar to the cookie dough chunks, and the combo works pretty well. I will repurchase because I like that textural mix (the lack of mix).

    8/10

    Confetti Birthday Cake

    Cake bites, frosted rice crisps, and pastry pieces tumble together in birthday cake flavored Chobani® Greek Yogurt.

    Honestly, I was a bit confused on this one. On paper, it does sound very texturally interesting – rice squares and cake bits. However, it tastes more like if you blended a vanilla cake with yogurt, so I would say the flavor is similar. Nothing offensive in flavor, just kind of boring at the end of the day, so I wouldn’t get it again.

    6/10

    Flavors I did not try on the regular rotation

    • Salted Caramel Crunch
    • Peanut Butter Dream
    • Chocolate Haze Craze
    • Boston Cream Pie
    • Coconut Caramel Cookie
    • Cinnamon French Toast

    My Overall Thoughts

    Overall, I tend to gravitate towards flavors that have a lot of “crumbly” pieces (graham crackers), or large chunks that don’t incorporate into the yogurt at all (cake pieces, brownie bits, cookie dough bits). More fruity flavored yogurts work best (no chocolate, please!), and the chocolatey flavors need to be balanced out with cream. Overall, if I had to pick one flavor to eat for the rest of my life, I would say Cookie Dough is the overall winner. I ranked other flavors higher, but this is a solid flavor that I don’t think I’ll ever be bored with.

  • My experience at the Malcolm Todd Concert

    • Found CA$40 tickets at 5:40 PM the day of… OK!
    • Got to Danforth Music Hall at 7:20 PM ish
    • COMPLETELY SKIPPED THE LINE to get in bc I didn’t realize there was a HUGE lineup and I went behind a couple of Asian people so I think the security guard just thought I was with them. my bad.
    • Got inside and lined up for terrible quality merch… please don’t use Hanes. The zip up hoodie was see through…
      • REGRET NOT GETTING THE BASEBALL CAP IT WAS SO
    • Met these two dudes in line who were so nice and they gave me merch advice. Never saw them again.
    • Got center pit area when the floor becomes flat, not bad at all. Plenty of space AT FIRST
    • The opener was a DJ called Sophie Gray? It was like a Top 40 remix I didn’t like it at all.
    • I then waited in place for like 40 minutes until he came on… and it was beautiful.
    • He sounds the same live which is always amazing. Stage presence was also pretty good and he was very beautiful.
    • WHAT WAS NOT BEAUTIFUL WAS THE DAMN CROWD. Never in my life have I ever seen such a terrible crowd. None of these people wanted personal space it was BAD. Lots of cuties there though if u wanted a new man / woman
      • The girl in front of me FILMED THE ENTIRE CONCERT. I MEAN THE WHOLE CONCERT. Didn’t even take a break AND SINCE I HAD A FRONT ROW VIEW OF THE SCREEN SHE DIDN’T EVEN RECORD IT WELL. LIKE SHE WOULD DROP HER ARM EIGHTY TIMES AND THE VIDEO WOULD BE LOPSIDED. WHAT WAS THE POINT!
        • ALSO, I WAS RIGHT AT HER CAMERA LEVEL AND SINCE WE WERE BASICALLY TOUCHING EACH OTHER (MY HAND GOT TANGLED IN HER HAIR EVERY MINUTE UNTIL I STEPPED BACK LIKE 10 TIMES) IM 100% SURE MY SINGING IS FEATURED IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE CLIPS.
        • ALSO SHE KEPT PUSHING BACK INTO ME!!! USE UR WORDS GIRL
        • She also would not let go of her friend, which is understandable in a tight crowd. However, her arm was jutting out to take more space GIRL LET GO
        • Everyone behind me was super short, and so was everyone in front of me. This means that I got a good view, but I also saw a lot of cameras. Kinda crazy
    • My personal goals for this concert were to not BUY merch (failed), and not record more than two videos (failed), but I know next concert I won’t buy merch so it’s okay!
    • Songs I wanted to hear:
      • Make Me a Better Man (✅)
      • Who’s the Fool (✅)
      • Doll (✅)
      • Lying (✅)
      • Walk to Class (✅)
      • Concrete (✅)
      • Cheer Me On (✅)
      • Earrings (✅)
      • Roommates (✅)
      • On My Shoulder (❌)
      • Thailand (❌)
      • RODRICK RULES (❌)
      • Rockstar Boyfriend (❌)
      • HOT IN NEW YORK!! (❌)
    • Overall LOVED MALCOLM TODD UR THE BEST, did not even remotely like the crowd except for the two people in the beginning. I have never really cared about concert etiquette until this concert, I do want to say this concert made me so aware about HOW bad people can be.
      • Also, please play more SWEET BOY it’s so lyrically beautiful and I love all of the songs on there
    Friend of girl’s point and shoot (she actually filmed like parts of it and held it up correctly the entire time so no issues